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Serial entrepreneur, loves great wine, good food, loyal friends, happy family and tech toys.
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A Love Letter to My Husband
Dear Bob, In the chick flicks I watch with my girlfriends, the guy is always doing romantic stuff to the girl. Sending flowers, writing poems, scattering rose petals and whispering sweet nothings into her ear. And some of my friends… Read More ›
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The Price of Friendship
“Holy cow, Ophelia! What the hell did you do to your boobs?” “Isn’t it obvious Kelly? I got a boob job.” “I’ll say. They are really something. What made you decide to do this now?” “I just got tired of… Read More ›
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A Cruel, Cruel World
“Are you going to order dessert?” “I wish I could Kelly, but I’m trying to lose three more pounds.” “You’ve lost enough weight.” “I still think my butt is too big. Just 3 more pounds.” “Look, Petunia, here is the… Read More ›
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Secrets
NOTE: The names have been changed to protect the innocent. And the not so innocent. “Hi Gloria! How are you?” “Hi Kelly, I’m great, thanks.” “Where is Tabitha, I thought she said she was coming out with us tonight.” “Well,… Read More ›
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Mars and Venus
“Bob, I’m so glad you can come to my company Christmas party in Connecticut. The Mohegan Sun is supposed to be a pretty cool place.” “Yep.” “But since I will have been attending the sales conference for 4 days prior,… Read More ›
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Just Say No
Kelly: I’m looking forward to your dinner party on Sunday. What can I bring? Anonymous: Well, you know those muscle relaxers you have? Kelly: Wow. Most people respond with ‘a bottle of wine’ or ‘a dessert’. Not a drug order…. Read More ›
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Conversations you never thought you’d have with your mother
“Hey mom, what did you do today?” “I went with some friends to a quilt show, then we went to the fabric store.” “Did you find any good fabrics?” “Yes. While my friends and I were there, a man came… Read More ›
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Like Grandma like Granddaughter
It would appear that Amie may have picked up her grandmother’s habit of blurting out totally inappropriate statements when you least expect it. Earlier today we were on our way out to go shopping when she walked over to a… Read More ›
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What I would say if I were the flight attendant
Hello everyone, Unless you are in seat 1B, please take a moment to listen as I explain the safety features of this aircraft. For the guy in 1B who refused to comprehend that a bulkhead seat means everything has to… Read More ›
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Going round in circles
“Hello, I’d like to find out how many miles I need for a round trip, business class ticket to Africa.” “Well, according to your account you only have 4,443 miles.” “Yes, I know but I have big plans. I am… Read More ›
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