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Marriage
Who’s Cat?
“Kelly, have you ever heard about Schrodinger’s cat?” “No, Bob, I have not. Does he work at Lockheed Martin?” “No. Schrodinger was a physicist. He theorized that if he put his cat in a box with poison and closed the… Read More ›
Another Fun Monday Night at the Harman House
Bob: “You’re typing too loud.” Kelly: “You’re just jealous because I type faster than you can think.” Bob: “When I buy that voice recognition software, you are going to be toast.” Kelly: “No, I’ll still beat you, because studies have… Read More ›
War of the Roses
Dear Bob, Thank you so much for the two dozen roses you gave me today as an early Mother’s Day present. They are beautiful. I must say, however, that I have never received roses with so many instructions. As… Read More ›
Passive Aggressive Fun for Everyone
Fourteen Things to do when you are feeling passive aggressive and annoyed with your husband: 1. Wait until he’s taking a shower, pee (so you can look virtuous) and flush the toilet. Twice. 2. Stack the dishwasher in the most… Read More ›
How I Handled Hurricane Sandy
Day before the storm: For all my friends not in the wake of Hurricane Sandy and who are worried about us. Please rest easy. Bob made sure our generator was running, we have a bathtub full of water, our canned… Read More ›
A Love Letter to My Husband
Dear Bob, In the chick flicks I watch with my girlfriends, the guy is always doing romantic stuff to the girl. Sending flowers, writing poems, scattering rose petals and whispering sweet nothings into her ear. And some of my friends… Read More ›
Mars and Venus
“Bob, I’m so glad you can come to my company Christmas party in Connecticut. The Mohegan Sun is supposed to be a pretty cool place.” “Yep.” “But since I will have been attending the sales conference for 4 days prior,… Read More ›
Did I say that out loud? 