I’m going to go on record saying that I was extremely sleep deprived this afternoon. And aliens took over my body at some point which is why I decided to go to Walmart to pick up 7 items. Standing in… Read More ›
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How to manage a perimenopausal wife
Kelly: Why do you breathe so loud? What is wrong with you! You don’t hear me breathing that loud – now stop it!! Bob: <lean to the left> Kelly: Get out of my space! You have the whole couch, why… Read More ›
Botox Conversations
“Bob, I’m getting Botox.” “Why?” “For these two lines between my eyebrows.” “I wouldn’t worry about those, you can hardly see them. I’d worry about all those lines on your forehead.” “….<blink>….” “….<blink>….” “Are you trying to figure out how… Read More ›
Why Bob is a saint, reason #433
“Bob. I just wrapped another present for you and put it under the tree.” “Another present?” “Yes, I think you should know I’m buying you lots and lots of presents. Lots.” …“How many is ‘lots’?” “Tons.” “How much money are… Read More ›
The Joys of Travel
I don’t care if I did get upgraded to a suite. It is still a Courtyard Marriott and the guy in the room next door is snoring like nobody’s business. At 1 a.m. I finally snapped, called his room, yelled… Read More ›
Mortified in Manassas
Another “Did I say that out loud” moment: At the sushi place last night I tell the Asian guy next to the register, “I’d like to order takeout.” He replies in a Boston accent, “So would I.” I blurt out,… Read More ›
Did I say that out loud? 