My sister and I are directionally challenged. She once commented that if people understood just how bad we are at figuring out how to get anywhere, they would give us special handicapped stickers. We’d have something on the back of… Read More ›
Observations
Upgrades & Stickys
I am eligible to upgrade my 5S iPhone to a 6S. I know this because Verizon has helpfully sent me a reminder email about once a month for the past 18 months, mentioned it on my monthly invoice, and pointed… Read More ›
Cruising and Boozing
I’m pretty excited about the fact that I’m going on a cruise next week. This will be my first cruise ever, and I get to spend it with seven very, very wonderful women, so I don’t see how this could… Read More ›
Falling Waters
It has been six months since I moved into my little townhouse in Winchester, VA. There are a lot of stories to tell, but today I’m going to talk about bladders. Mostly mine. Until recently, I had no idea that… Read More ›
Well, hello there!
Its been a very quiet 17 months, hasn’t it? At least it has been on this blog. I’ve been a writer that doesn’t write for a long while now. I missed it very much. Like when you walk around feeling… Read More ›
Addictions
See this photo? This is my photo of shame. For some reason, these cookies are like crack cocaine to me. I have just eaten the entire package and I can feel my body beginning to shut down as it prepares… Read More ›
Stupid Sadie
I’m being stalked by my cat, who thinks she is a dog. She hides these twisty ties around the house and then brings them to me and begs to play fetch. I have to throw it and she runs after… Read More ›
Why I scared the guy at 7-11 today
Normally, when a guy gives you a double-take, it is meant as a compliment. At least, this is how I prefer to interpret the move. Unfortunately, by the look on the stranger’s face this morning in the parking lot of… Read More ›
Dementia 101
The flight that was scheduled to leave at 2:10 pm today is still sitting on the tarmac at 5:45, with me sitting in seat 4D. At 4:00 the pilot announced that we’d be getting an update at 21:30. Because we… Read More ›
Long Island
Today I am flying to La Guardia Airport and then driving to Long Island to visit with a new client. I’ll be helping them with marketing strategy until Wednesday afternoon. I am a little nervous about this trip. This is… Read More ›
Did I say that out loud? 