The Unexpected

Raining Cats

Sadie has decided to amuse herself by chasing her tail while balancing herself on the stair railing on the second floor.  Unfortunately, she is not a very coordinated cat.  This is a proven fact, based on the time she caught… Read More ›

War of the Roses

Dear Bob, Thank you so much for the two dozen roses you gave me today as an early Mother’s Day present.  They are beautiful.   I must say, however, that I have never received roses with so many instructions.  As… Read More ›

Health Coaching

“Hello, is this Kelly Harman?” “Yes.” “This is the Lockheed Martin Health Coach Program.  We’re calling for your six week check-in.” “Fine.  Coach away.” “Well, Mrs. Harman, first I need to double check that your records are correct and then… Read More ›

Home Improvement

<Monday> Dear Bob, Juan and his 3 cousins showed up today to paint the family room and office.  They are making great progress.  Juan noticed all those cracks in the ceiling trim that appeared after the house settled.  He said… Read More ›


NOTE:  The names have been changed to protect the innocent.  And the not so innocent. “Hi Gloria!  How are you?” “Hi Kelly, I’m great, thanks.” “Where is Tabitha, I thought she said she was coming out with us tonight.” “Well,… Read More ›