Bob and I arrived at the hospital this morning. Walking up to the nurses’ station, he said, “I’m Bob Harman, I’m here for my colonoscopy.”
“May I see your I.D., please?” asked the nurse.
“Why would you need my I.D.? Do you really think someone is going to sneak in here and steal my colonoscopy?”
“Oh, didn’t you know?” asked the nurse. “It is the latest fad in weight loss.”
“Good grief, are you serious?”
“No, I’m just kidding. I figured you could use a laugh right about now.”