Privacy for a 3 1/2 Year Old

“Grandma, I have to poop!”

“Well, let’s go to the bathroom.”

“Grandma, you can’t stay in here.  I need my PRIVACY!!!”

“Oh, well, what if I turn around and don’t look?”

“NO GRANDMA, I CAN DO THIS MYSELF, I NEED MY PRIVACY.  YOU HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE AND SHUT THE DOOR!!”

“Okay, here I go.  The door is shut.”

“GRANDMA, GRANDMA!!”

“What honey?”

“You have to stay by the door because when I’m done I need you to WIPE MY BUTT!!!”

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Categories: Family, Observations, The Unexpected

3 replies

  1. Perfect for your blog. You should collect all the quips and captured moments you’ve written about on Facebook, and add to your blog. They definitely belong here!

  2. OMG same exact conversation, word for word, at my house last week!

  3. LOL!!! My daughter has done the same thing!!!

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