How to manage a perimenopausal wife

Kelly: Why do you breathe so loud? What is wrong with you! You don’t hear me breathing that loud – now stop it!!

Bob: <lean to the left>

Kelly: Get out of my space! You have the whole couch, why are you in my space!! Move! Move!

Bob: <lean to the right, burp loudly>

Kelly: I’VE HAD IT! I’M GOING UPSTAIRS! YOU STAY DOWN HERE!” <storm upstairs>

Bob: <lean to the left>

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1 reply

  1. Just take the HRT–trust me on this! Stay cool.

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