Botox Conversations

“Bob, I’m getting Botox.”

“Why?”

“For these two lines between my eyebrows.”

“I wouldn’t worry about those, you can hardly see them. I’d worry about all those lines on your forehead.”

“….<blink>….”

“….<blink>….”

“Are you trying to figure out how to recover from that last comment?”

“Yep.”

“Bob, there is no recovering.”

“I figured.”

“But when I get my now greatly expanded series of Botox treatments I’m going to pay from your checkbook.”



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