“Bob. I just wrapped another present for you and put it under the tree.”

“Another present?”

“Yes, I think you should know I’m buying you lots and lots of presents. Lots.”

…“How many is ‘lots’?”

“Tons.”

“How much money are you spending?”

“Hundreds of dollars. Hundreds and hundreds.”

“Good grief.”

“I just wanted you to know.”

“…..”

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