“Bob, do you notice anything different about me?”

“I thought we agreed we’d never talk about your hair.”

“I’m not talking about my hair, Bob. I’m talking about the 12 pounds I’ve lost. Didn’t you even notice?”

“No I didn’t. I never notice stuff like that. Because when I look at you, I still see the girl I met when you were 24. To me you look just the same. Nothing ever changes.”

“Bob, I think that is one of the most romantic things you ever said to me.”