Turning in my rental car today the guy looks at my contract. “Ma’am do you know where you are?”

“Yes, of course.  I’m in Rhode Island.”

“Uh, Ma’am, actually you are in Connecticut.”

“Oh yes, I knew that. I was in Rhode Island this morning. I just got confused.  It’s such a small state.  I know I’m in Connecticut, sorry.”

“That’s not why I asked, Ma’am. This is Enterprise.”

“What’s your point?”

“You’ve got a Thrifty rental car, ma’am.”

“Shit.”

“Sorry Ma’am.”

“I really need to know that other people do this. ”

“Every day Ma’am, every day.”

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