Turning in my rental car today the guy looks at my contract. “Ma’am do you know where you are?” “Yes, of course. I’m in Rhode Island.” “Uh, Ma’am, actually you are in Connecticut.” “Oh yes, I knew that. I was… Read More ›
Observations
Scary Car Wash People
Every Saturday morning I drive to the farmer’s market in Old Town Manassas. I take the same side streets, which route me through the historical part of town. Recently, a church group has been using a business parking lot to… Read More ›
Penis Envy
One of the nice things about having a gay best friend is that when you are all teary and emotional because your body has become a haven for hyped up hormones, he won’t try to fix your problem or tell… Read More ›
Dieting and the Sexes
Let me tell you the difference between men and women when it comes to dieting. A man says he’s going to go on a diet and immediately drops five pounds just because he said it out loud. Then he takes… Read More ›
Did I say that out loud? 